i wrote you a poem: roses are red, violets are blue. you call liesel fat, but so are you…. the end, you dirty hipster.

The tumble thing for Australian writer Clementine Ford, notorious boner killer, bookworm and bon vivant. From the comfort of her local caff, she brings foppish tales, self deprecating whimsy and withering feminist social analyses.

You can contact Clementine on clementine DOT ford AT gmail DOT com. If you are Ryan Gosling, she is single.

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i wrote you a poem: roses are red, violets are blue. you call liesel fat, but so are you.... the end, you dirty hipster. Anonymous

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