Everybody Loves Ronan #1

A new series in which I highlight conversations I have with my housemate, Ronan. You can follow him at @TheHairyPony on Twitter.

Me: There’s this new running app-

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Ronan: Is it the zombie one?

Me: Yes.

Ronan: That’s not new, that’s four months old.

Me: Well, I just found out about it so it’s new to me.

Ronan: Fine, but I’m just saying don’t say something’s new when it’s not.

Me: Okay.

[PAUSE]

Me: A serial killer one would be quite good too. Sometimes when I’m running, I like to pretend I’m being chased and I get a rush of adrenaline that propels me along.

Ronan: Yep, that works. Sometimes, I like to run to classical baroque music and pretend I’m a Tetris piece making my way towards the bottom of the blocks.