So, what I’m getting here is that you’re pretty concerned about your penis and the confusion I’m currently causing it.
You’re worried I might be fat but you don’t want this to be the case because it would hurt Peeny’s fee-fees.
goodbye cruel world
On the other hand, if I’m not as fat as I sound and it turns out that I qualify for the penetrating flattery of your penis, you’ve thrown a compliment my way about someone who’s not me so that I might be sufficiently negged enough to feel like I’ve won a prize.
He likes me! He really likes me!
But on the other other hand, If I AM as fat as I sound, then your penis is checking out RIGHT NOW.
FUCK THIS SHIT. I’M AUDI 5000.