I just….what? Is it the evolutionary progression...

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You can contact Clementine on clementine DOT ford AT gmail DOT com. If you are Ryan Gosling, she is single.

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"I'm so proud of her. I want to marry her and kiss her on the lips." - Ryan Gosling

I just….what?

Is it the evolutionary progression of The Human Centipede? The inspiration? Is it the sign of the impending apocalypse?

I need answers.

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lebanesetoaster said: Oh my god. I can’t stop looking at it. I just… um… I shouldn’t say the things I’m thinking. I don’t know you well enough to say what this looks like to me.
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